Monday, October 13, 2014

funny captions


MaryAnn Killson wakes up the neighborhood with the shot of her rifle as she shoots the raccoon that dug up three of her cabbages in her garden at 1:23 yesterday morning. MaryAnn is known never to be with out her handy rifle, Henry, named after her pit bull she had when she was twelve.




Its Bobby Boy's 101st birthday and the 101 candles on the cake set fire to the 123 year old roof of Mr. Bobby Boy's house, calling the fire trucks to the oldest building in the town. No one was hurt and the damage on the house is nothing major but Bobby was very disappointed that he wasn't able to finish making his 101st birthday wish.




Donald Bernie's dog, Sir Barkly, saves Donald's 2 year old grandson, Tommy, from the boy's fatal allergy to beestings by eating the bees when they flew near the grandson when they were at the park lastu Tuesday. Sir Barkly had a very sore mouth until yesterday when he was able to eat his favorite meal that Donald specially prepares for him, honey stew.


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